I wish that I could get rid of it....it hampers the function of other bones in the body. And I'd like to someday see what those other bones can do.
So what does this retail bone do for me you ask? Well, it actually makes you good at a retail job. And those jobs will never make you rich. You will never be on the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous by working a retail job. In fact you will most likely live below the poverty level the rest of your life. You will struggle to make ends meet and you will not enjoy getting out of bed every morning.
You will miss many family gatherings and they will not understand why you have to work over every holiday and why you can't take two weeks off at Christmas to go and hang out with them.
But when you have the retail bone...this is your life. This is what you are destined to do for the rest of your life. You may try to escape it and you may even have the fortune of getting out for awhile. But you'll be back. And when you come back you will begin at the bottom. You will be forced to climb back up from the lowest of lows. You will have to crawl past all the others that don't have the bone but think they do....and you will have to prove to those people that your bone is right, true and genuine.
It won't be a happy climb, but one that you are destined to make. Therefore you might as well suck it up and do it.
So here in this blog you will read the stories of me sucking it up and doing it. You will read about the customers past and present that have the nerve to open their mouths and say things to me that they would never dream of saying to their friends and family.
I hope that you enjoy your journey though the stoies.....I'm sure with Christmas right around the corner we are going to get off to an incredible start.
Thanks for reading......Follow if you dare.
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